Via Erik: Down with Dildos! In short, in Tennessee senate bill 3794, it’s proposed that anyone who “sells, publishes, advertises, or exhibits”  “any three-dimensional device designed or marketed as useful primarily for the stimulation of human genital organs” can be charged with a misdemeanor. Notable exceptions include the display of such items in libraries (public or school).

Question: If I exhibit my penis to my wife, can I be charged?

The article’s author notes that in spite of the recent overturning of portions of a similar law in Georgia, the tweedle-dee and tweedle-dum responsible for the legislation “went ahead and introduced their bill last Thursday, and on Monday, it passed a perfunctory first reading. In other Monday developments, Tennesseans died from a lack of health care, remained poorly educated and were among the most obese state populations in the nation.”