Ok, this is a little vulgar because it’s sperm spam, but it’s one of the funniest pieces of spam I’ve read in a while, so I couldn’t resist sharing. If you’re turned off by things like sperm, erections, etc., you might want to stop reading here. Otherwise, enjoy.

Some testimonials:

Geoffrey —- 47, Male, UK
What you claim is wrong. My sperm volume didn’t increase by 500%. It increased by ZILLION %

Ken — 38, Male, Canada
I fear it will become so thick my girl could get hurt.

Sharon — Female, UK
My husband decided to try SPUR-M, and the results are great! I just love it when it starts spurting out

Jose — 29, Male, USA
I cannot believe how good my semen has become. It is a thick blob that shoots like a rocket. My wife says she can feel the force with which my semen hits her inside, which earlier she couldn’t even feel. I don’t know about other customers but I am lovin it.

Michael — 41, Male, Hong Kong
I always dreamt of shooting like a porn star and I can do it now, my girl cannot eat as much as I can shoot.

“My wife and I had been looking for a product to help with boosting male fertility. I am happy to say that test results have improved in the time I have been using Spur-M (2 months). Thank you for your assistance, and for the supply of Spur-M”
M. Rosenberg, NYC, USA