Wake up, look at clock, see that it’s 6:00. Get out of bed, pour big bowl of Honey Bunches of Oats with Almonds and start slowly munching it even though you’re not feeling the usual morning hungriness. Start reading email, check an ebay purchase you sort of inadvertently made and didn’t think you’d actually win but that it appears you may win after all. Note that the auction isn’t as close to being finished as you had thought it should be. Look at clock on computer screen and see that it is in fact just a little after 2:00. Find yourself puzzled. No wonder you’re not hungry. No wonder you’re still so frigging tired. Regretfully finish your bowl of cereal. Shuffle back into the bedroom. Sure enough, it’s just after 2:00 there as well. It was no clock malfunction. Climb back into bed.
Wake up, look at clock, see that it’s 6:00. Get out of bed, sort of hungry now. Still so frigging tired. It’s gonna be a long day.